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Soft

from Burkman Begins by Mooreman Records

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Keg ready, girls dancing
It's about time to start romancing
Eight beers, double vision
Little Burky is on a mission
She's staring at him with green eyes
She tells Burk that he should come inside
She grabbed Burky and said, "Listen babe, it's not that hard."

But Burk can't get it up
And Burk can't get it up
And Burk can't get it up
And Burk can't get it up
He's as soft as Wonderbread

Another night, a different story
Chugging tequila in all his glory
Topless babes, dirty thoughts
Burky's tummy's wet from body shots
Two girls, one James
He didn't even try to learn their names
They said, "Jamie, we're almost finished. Are you ready to start?"

But Burk can't get it up
And Burk can't get it up
And Burk can't get it up
And Burk can't get it up
He's as soft as Charmin Ultra

It's not that weird, it's pretty fuckin common
It happens all the time
Well I don't mean that it happens to me all the time
Just Google it
In a recent study, 7 out of 10 guys have felt this way
It doesn't mean that I'm not into it or I'm gay
I just can't get it up
And Burk can't get it up

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from Burkman Begins, released May 13, 2015

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